Intelligence Agent Prints

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

'I said bring the dossier!'

Two spies reading newspapers on street corner.

"Take it. It's the dress code."

"Actually I'm with intelligence, but at the moment I'm working undercover."

Intelligence- outelligence

"With all the hacking going on, it sure looks like a Russian spy-drone to me."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."

"The secret was in the sauce."

Intelligence Gathering: The government only wants to hear what it wants to hear.

The Anti-Agent

'You'd have to work your way up to becoming a spy, maybe get some tinkering experience first ...'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'There is no need. I have my contacts in one of those spying agencies...'

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

"It's hard to get good help these days."

CIA Recommended TVs

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

CIA report

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.