Cia Agent Pillows

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Is this a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

One of the best conferences I've never been to.

'This one is for not blowing any CIA agent's secret cover.'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'We just lost our last safe house to foreclosure.'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Jody, some nice men from the C.I.A. hope you can tell them what the Russians are up to in Syria."

"You know, we could save a lot of money if we just followed everybody on Twitter."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Sorry I'm late, but the CIA had me confused with another Arvin V. Ritely, and I was questioned about smuggling arms into Peru."

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

Stars falling down a clif with the letter spelling Petraeus on them

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

Cryptography.

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

20 years in the CIA without being reprimanded for torture.

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

CIA Espionage

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'm giving you this assignment, Warburton, because everybody else is hiding somewhere.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Bush gives go-ahead to CIA to get Saddam.