Formality Navigator Gifts

Bureaucracy

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"You are here"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."