Formal Greeting Guru Pillows

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'I'm good. How are you?'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

When mimes make an appointment...

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

Ballerina and the light switch.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Every Day is a Gift