Grand Gesture Guru Pillows

'Sure, you'd climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest sea, but would you take a bullet for me?'

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Sculptor's chippings

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'I'm good. How are you?'

When mimes make an appointment...

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Charity mugger