Formal Greeting Guru Mugs

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

'I'm good. How are you?'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

When mimes make an appointment...

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Every Day is a Gift

Ballerina and the light switch.

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'