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Monk Prompt

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

He looks so natural lying there...

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'He's been shot!'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"Thank you."

Hip Operation