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Monk Prompt

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Drive in movies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'He's been shot!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Thank you."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'