Forgetful Planners Gifts

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

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