Ironic Planners Gifts

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I might just get a pie."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Don't walk on the grass.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"We need a vacation..."

Homework eaten $2

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.'

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

'Parking is always such a problem in this town.'

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

Stan tries to have a surprise birthday party for himself.

"How long did they say this meeting would take?"

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

Procrastinators anonymous - Tonight's meeting postponed. To be rescheduled eventually.

"Boy, makes me wonder what he wished for..."

"That's the last time I book our holidays at smartvacation.com!"