Forgetful Phone User Pillows

"I'm looking for a phone with an app that will locate my current phone that I can't find."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"My memory's terrible these days"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"I forgot my phone."

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Go ahead, I can listen and text."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

Voice Jail

Man and his phone both snoring.

"I have to take this call."

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

'Come back in six months... and next time, bring your dog.'