Forgetful Pharmacist Gifts

'Now, what did I do with that medication that's for improving memory?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'