Forgetful Pharmacist T-Shirts

'Now, what did I do with that medication that's for improving memory?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"