Forgetful Gadget Fans Gifts

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Useless add-ons.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Escalator joust.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Fun and games with wires.

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

"Mind the cliff..."

'It's my re-moat.'

Does it come with an anti virus package?