Forgetful Gadget Fans Pillows

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Useless add-ons.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Belated Birthday Cards

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

Escalator joust.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Fun and games with wires.

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.

Memory School.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

"Mind the cliff..."

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

'It's my re-moat.'