Forestry Commission Gifts

'You can see the trees for the dead wood.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Koala

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I brought cocoa."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Tree Funeral

'May the forest be with you.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'