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"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Fox hunting.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'