Forest Follies Gifts

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Information...

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log