Forecast Followers Pillows

"Tomorrow will start dark, get lighter, and then get dark again."

"Once again the weather took an unexpected turn."

"...and sunny and mild for the next week. Wait. I've just been handed a revised forecast for the Whitleys' vacation."

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Giraffe Selfie

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Trump returns home

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Weather forecast.