Forecast Aficionados Pillows

Death by Isobath

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.