Forecasting Aficionado Pillows

"What happens to old economists?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."