Forecasting Enthusiast Pillows

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

If Weather Forecasters Were Held To The Same Standards As Other Professions

Global Forecasting Institute

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Well, we needed the rain."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

A sure sign of rain

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Office Weather

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.