Forecast Fabulist Gifts

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

What will happen in the world

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."