Forecast Fabulist Prints

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Budgetmageddon

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Minority Report Is Real

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'