Force Aficionado Gifts

Barack Skywalker

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

The Horse Races

Tractor Art

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

'What, no onion rings?'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

Builders fighting over projects.

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Now remember if anyone asks... You're the navigator."

Formula One

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

Greville Starkey

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

John's snail was a non-starter!

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I have bad knees."