Forbidden Fanfare Enthusiast Gifts

Silent music

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'I love rock festivals!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Lithium Fair

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Welsh Dragon

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Rock & Roll

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

Shavuot - Like!

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.