Forbidden Fanfare Enthusiast T-Shirts

Silent music

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Welsh Dragon

Lithium Fair

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I love rock festivals!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Rock & Roll

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.