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Fly eating apple.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Migrating cows.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Food fight!'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Ginger was born to dance.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Silent music

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Fly Space.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

Sheep Ballast

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

Derek's last selfie.

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.