Curb Your Enthusiasm Fan Gifts

Larry David

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Turmoil change.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Silent music

'I like your enthusiasm!'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

'I'm afraid things have to get worse before they can get even worse.'

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

"It works smart, while we work hard."

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

'Sunnyside down.'

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

'My wife had a near death experience last night - she started vacuuming when the World Cup was on!!'

'Try to look a little more animated, Herb ... The boss just asked me if you were dead.'

Up, Down, Plummet (waiting for elevator)