Footise Competitor Pillows

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Bigfoot tracks...

Treble

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Wilfried Zaha

Social distance queue starts here

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

"I guarantee that your appetite will be suppressed if you take just one of these diet pills per day."

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

Piper-fan

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Fallen Arches

Box Step

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Foot Injury

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!