Footise Competitor Pillows

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

World Cup Fever

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Treble

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Social distance queue starts here

Wilfried Zaha

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

"I guarantee that your appetite will be suppressed if you take just one of these diet pills per day."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Piper-fan

Fallen Arches

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Box Step

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"