Footie Piper Pillows

Piper-fan

'Play it again, Sam.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

World Cup Fever

Husband bakes a pie

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Treble

"Pie chart"

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Fan-Centric Stadium

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Lemming meringue pie.

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Referee

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Sam Allardyce

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Cow sells fresh pies.

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Declan Rice

"We're having a game of FootPool."

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

Natural Music