Footie Technophile Gifts

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Treble

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Wilfried Zaha

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Crazy.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

The Line-up

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I have no problem with A.I."

Referee

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'