Techie Shoe Lover Gifts

GPS Shoes

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Do you do much walking?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson