Techie Shoe Lover Mugs

GPS Shoes

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Shoe addict.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

New Shoes.

'Bring out yer books!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Do you do much walking?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."