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Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Okay, dig that one up!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

You will always find a spot to garden

Gardening new year's plans

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Paving over the window-box

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Painting nature.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'