Football Gardening Fusionist Gifts

Football Plants

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Okay, dig that one up!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Gardening new year's plans

You will always find a spot to garden

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Painting nature.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'