Sports And Sweets Fusionist Gifts

Football Pudding

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Snooker Golf.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Football Sculpture.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Scuba Skater

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

RX baseball hat

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

"Sumo Hockey."

"Football Pool"

Women bathing at the seaside

Golfer on Ski Lift.

Pirate Yoga

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

Vote Claus.

When sports collide...