Sports Fusion Enthusiast Gifts

"Sumo Hockey."

When sports collide...

Snooker Golf.

Golfer with snooker cue on green.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Football Sculpture.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Conductorcize.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Football Pudding

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Scuba Skater

Pianorobics.

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Football Pool"

RX baseball hat

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

polo player on golf course

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

Yid and Yang

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'