Sporty Fusion Fan Gifts

'It makes the game more interesting, doesn't it?'

Snooker Golf.

Casual Thursday

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Tangled facing dog...

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

Scuba Skater

'Hot enough for ya?'

Jacques Loussier.

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"Football Pool"

"Sumo Hockey."

Nuclear fusion reactor

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

The iSaw

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

When sports collide...

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

The Myth of Ariadne.

Golfing Fakir.

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."