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Football Fans

Cat and mouse

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Go deep.'

Blatant competition in nature.

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Football fan

Teamwork

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Poinsettia