Plant Nurturing Football Fan Mugs

Football Plants

Football Fans

Cat and mouse

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Blatant competition in nature.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'Go deep.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Football fan

Teamwork

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

Poinsettia