Football Funny Bone Pillows

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An early space launch attempt.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

Dog at a restaurant

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

tax

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'