Farm Funny Bone Pillows

Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?

"I just hope he's been through the sterilising stuff."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Snowprov

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

A Club Sandwitch.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

Eucharist

Movers and shakers.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

Dog at a restaurant