Foodie Funny Bone Pillows

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Shepherd's pi.

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'There will be an eight-hour wait. Would you like a cot?'

'I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm gonna die!!!'

"How's the doughnut I gave you?"

"We'd like to substitute you for a waiter who'll write down our order."

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

Dog at a restaurant

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

"You took your time!"

"Rye? You're not gonna believe who I just ran into..."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"Excuse me, my bowl and glass seem to be stuck to the table."

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

'Lobster £38.30.' - 'Some people react badly to seafood.'

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeout menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the high st!'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

'Where's my chicken?.'

"I told you the service was very personal!"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Snowprov

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

A Club Sandwitch.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'