Football Fashion Critic Pillows

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Punt Cake

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Big Football

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'That guy is SO tacky.'