Football Fashionista Pillows

Wayne Rooney gets a tattoo.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

Football haircuts.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"I think I'll apply for a job as Senor Beckham's eyebrow plucker..."

His Master's Vuvuzela

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'I think it's fair to say McClaren has been a great influence on me for my sport and my fashion too.'

George Best

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Bad hair day!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'