Football Fashionista Mugs

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

Football haircuts.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

His Master's Vuvuzela

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

The height of fashion in 1796

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Ascent of Woman

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"