Football Fashion Critic Gifts

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Big Football

Red State Football