Football Fanatics In Strange Places Gifts

"Go deep."

I like the Jets...I guess

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Footballer playing for time

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Goal

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Baby Footballer

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Goalkeeping Dog

Napoleon Wenger

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

Soccer Moms

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Football Fish

'Foul, what foul?'

Sergio Kun Aguero