Football Fanatics In Strange Places Pillows

"Go deep."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

David and Goliath.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Baby Footballer

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Footballer playing for time

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Goal

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Goalkeeping Dog

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Football Fish

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Foul, what foul?'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow