Football Coach Gifts

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'Any questions?'

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

"I don't think much of their defence."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'He's right. We screwed up.'

Football team discussions.

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'

'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

Football Penalties

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

"...we get the girl, you 'ave Beckham."

'Aw, come on ref - that was a dive...!'

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

Another motorist fails the field spiral test.

Coaching the quarterback

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"I hope you'll all attend my halftime speech, whose title is, 'You're Playing Like Twinkies'."

"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."

Bud's Coaching Staff Removal Service.

"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"

Foosball game with real life players.

'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'

Kev's initial excitement as the club's new Sweeper suddenly dwindled.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Teenage Angst.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."